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At school there is a panda penguin debate, (of course started by
me,...not
exactly on purpose)it is still going on if you would like to feel the penguin
with me. It soundsridiculous but penguins are the
most epical creatures in
the world. Pandas are evil and do not
deserve to be the same color as
penguins.
If magicaly,and
I'm saying IF I was magicaly turned into a penguin I would defy every rule.
I would eat little cute peices of sushi with faces.
I would not like the
fact that penguins cannot fly I'd rob a bank and buy a purple jet pack duh!
I would go looking for santa with my penguin epication and hold him captive so I can get presants all year
I would paint each penguin a different color so we didn't look all the same.
watch out santa
bwa ha ha ha ha